Hi individual, thank you for coming to my website.
It's still under construction, but the most important thing about all of this is that you give me your email so I can keep it safe from evil giants like Google™, Disney™, Voldemort, etc.
When I have enough email addresses and money I will build a Spaceship and bring you all to the Galaxy of Groove.
Meanwhile I will send you new releases, with cute and inspirational personal messages written by no other than me or my lawyers.